why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
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and this is the magic of tumblr
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Do you really want pizza coming out of your vagina? I think not
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Omg my boyfriend would be so happy if this was real life
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She follows me give it a couple minutes…
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We’re waiting , tumblr user pizza .
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