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Karis, born on the 9th of October, '94. Pagan, pansexual and slightly elitist fantasy/horror writer with a cat problem.

*UPDATE* This is no longer a primarily DW blog. I'm keeping the theme and URL as a memorial to the show I used to genuinely love, but which has been ruined by a certain showrunner who shall remain nameless. RIP, Doctor Who. You were once great.

This blog is now dedicated to the following: Welcome to Night Vale, classic horror, HPL/Mythos stuff, Hannibal, Harry Potter, dumb literature and history jokes, Pagan stuff, stupid puns and bands I like.



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holiday-in-cami-bodia:

dont tell me you didnt see this coming

2 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 33,278 notes

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

2 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 30,928 notes

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

2 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 11,025 notes

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

2 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 9,518 notes

neatpotatoes:

who wants to lower their standards and date me

2 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 1,972 notes
deanprincesster:

BYE

deanprincesster:

BYE

2 hours ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 3,536 notes

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

50 Shades of You Didn’t Even Google it, Did You?

3 hours ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 51,467 notes

everybodyilovedies:

pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG. Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie…

10 hours ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 5,936 notes

sixpenceee:

I really loved this one, a genuinely good short film.

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE

ANOTHER HORROR FILM: LIGHTS OUT

10 hours ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 13,838 notes
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queenrinacat:

pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

"breeding with me would be counterproductive"

11 hours ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 145,226 notes