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Karis, born on the 9th of October, '94. Pagan, pansexual and slightly elitist fantasy/horror writer with a cat problem.

*UPDATE* This is no longer a primarily DW blog. I'm keeping the theme and URL as a memorial to the show I used to genuinely love, but which has been ruined by a certain showrunner who shall remain nameless. RIP, Doctor Who. You were once great.

This blog is now dedicated to the following: Welcome to Night Vale, classic horror, HPL/Mythos stuff, Hannibal, Harry Potter, dumb literature and history jokes, Pagan stuff, stupid puns and bands I like.



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thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 27,762 notes
dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.


THAT’S NOT EVEN WHET IT WAS LIKE DEAR GODS

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

THAT’S NOT EVEN WHET IT WAS LIKE DEAR GODS

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 66,174 notes

s33rofh34rt:

rantwraith:

thatrandombluehairedgirl:

h-ardly-breathing:

fergderp:

werner-norton:

out of the 15 places i’ve been to ONE. cannot die just yet.

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our type of post.

omfg yes woah this is amazing:o

Out of all the 15 places, i’ve been to none ;-;

Yep, been to one, still got a lot of living to do

I can freely say that out of 15 places I have been to 2. I thought I hadn’t lived but I guess I have been wrong.. I still wanna see the other 13 places though

I’ve been to 3. Stonehenge, the barrier reef and lake Hillier.

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 11,984 notes
You posted maybe three, four days ago about attending disability groups. I've been scrolling through your me tag, looking at your pictures, and I find it offensive that you'd lie about having a disability. You show no signs of having a disability in any of your pictures. Please don't lie again.

Anonymous

dajo42:

hey so here’s a funny thing, not every disability shows physically

stuff like autism, or if we’re specifically talking about me, aspergers syndrome, you know? or maybe you don’t, which is fine, i’ll explain it

Asperger syndrome is a form of autism, which is a lifelong disability that affects how a person makes sense of the world, processes information and relates to other people. Autism is often described as a ‘spectrum disorder’ because the condition affects people in many different ways and to varying degrees. (For more information about autism, please read our leaflet What is autism?)

Asperger syndrome is mostly a ‘hidden disability’. This means that you can’t tell that someone has the condition from their outward appearance. People with the condition have difficulties in three main areas. They are:

  • social communication
  • social interaction
  • social imagination.

They are often referred to as ‘the triad of impairments’ and are explained in more detail on page 3.

While there are similarities with autism, people with Asperger syndrome have fewer problems with speaking and are often of average, or above average, intelligence. They do not usually have the accompanying learning disabilities associated with autism, but they may have specific learning difficulties. These may include dyslexia and dyspraxia or other conditions such as attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and epilepsy.

With the right support and encouragement, people with Asperger syndrome can lead full and independent lives.

i hope that explains things for you, it’s from autism.org

basically, the gist of it is, aspergers/ASD is a disability that doesn’t show physically, as shown in the bolded information above! you wouldn’t be able to tell from a selfie unless i was holding up a copy of my diagnosis. speaking of my diagnosis though, if you really think i’m a liar, here’s a screenshot of a scanned copy of my diagnosis!~<3

to be clear, David is, naturally, my birth name, though not the name i use any more. and to be clearer, “DISCO RESULTS” doesn’t mean they took me to a disco to test how i would react, that’s just the name of the assessment.

personally, anon, i think it’s pretty offensive that you’d write off mental disabilities like that! i think it’s really shitty that you’d look at somebody’s selfies and make weird assumptions based on pre-conceived notions. but that’s okay, i guess you just didn’t know.

but now you do.

so don’t call me a fucking liar again.

also have you been scrolling through my me tag for three to four days that’s kinda um

10 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 180 notes

when I was a kid my favourite pokemon was snorlax and that is honestly everything you need to know about me

17 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 21 notes
alloverthegaf:

A town in Western Australia broke the record for the largest gathering of people dressed as cows.

*sigh* these are my people

alloverthegaf:

A town in Western Australia broke the record for the largest gathering of people dressed as cows.

*sigh* these are my people

18 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 5,453 notes

Ok but is there a lesbian version of grindr?

18 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 26 notes

kazifer:

sandorandthehounds:

byronpunk:

jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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This is amazing

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And then we have this innocent soul:

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I…..I think this one wins

18 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 258,167 notes

partymage:

bekah-michelle:

I love Jane Lynch

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 367,942 notes

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 67,558 notes